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i was the one that said

OMG U RUINED RATCHET AND CLANK FUCKER :@:@:@:@@@@:@:::

so yeah sorry you was like

"oh yeah lets ban him"

Oh OK then.
I was joking.

theres a small barbwired area near my house so i would grab everything that i need like food and water and i would bike there.

yeah... i havent really thought about it...

Well, its a start, right?

Run to the hills you say?

Pretty much.

I'd probably just grab my Air Rifle and the tin of pellets and sit by my old bedroom window shooting them thar zombies in the noggin.
After a while I'l try wandering down to Tescos, with a big arse kitchen knife in case of close encounters.

That's all I got so far.

lulz

Yeah your screwed :D

Nah I don't think it would be that bad in my area, I live in a medium sized village outside of Norwich. In fact I love right in front of an old folks home, so naturally theres plenty of food to distract the zombehs.

It takes one zombie to kill you, and changes are you wouldnt be able to kill even 1 with an Air Rifle.

You don't know how I handle firearms >:D
I'm pretty confident I could drop a few walking sacks of flesh

Well can you shoot a air rifle bullet pellet thing through a persons head?
Even if you literally put the barrel onto their forehead?
No?
Then you cant shoot it through a zombies at any range, handle it how you want.

Yea, it's a .22 lever action, probably around 800fps, that will penetrate dead flesh easily.

Woooaaaah
Dead flesh?
A zombie still has a skull, can it go through solid bone?

Maybe, I don't have the homicidal tendencies to try it, but all it takes is a shot to the temple.
Zombies are slow, and all you would have to do is try and shoot them from an angle that allows a temple shot.

These zombies arent slow.
The can run, and climb.
Your screwed, good day sir.

wut?

whatever

Walmart /discussion
It has
guns
ammunition
food
very few doors to guard

Well yeah but lots of people are going to think the same thing right?
And what with paranoia all the rage, people wont want you near them, you amy even get killed trying to get in if you aren't the first person.

Commit An Hero.

No really, there's no point in trying to survive.

Do it anyway.

How about I do this:

Drive over to a petrol shop and buy a tank of petrol.

Raid all stores within my vicinity with RPG-Flamethrower.

Put food taken into trunk.

Board up house.

Buy car betteries and car chargers/ adapters. And emergency lights and fans, not to mention MOAR FOOD.

Transfer car into house for a temporary eletricity source.

Wait.

????

Profit.

NO
THAT IS WRONG
DO IT AGAIN

That's honestly a bad plan.

I've yet to be bothered to start reading YOURS.

Fatty.

Whore.

fatty.

Whore.

Fatty.

Whore.

Homosexual.

<3
^_^

Jew cock? :3

I think its pretty good.

I think Necrophile is pretty good.

Ha ha...

oh nom

Yah...

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