does that include girls ????
or am i super human????
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Age 30, Male
Shoe Shiner
Yorkshire, England
Joined on 3/11/07
does that include girls ????
or am i super human????
:'(
Old gas masks are toxic!
FUCK YOU
lol
PENIS. DURR HURR DURR.
REALLY?
My farts are lethal? awesome
oh... baby.....fuck....WHAT!?!
Ok, who shit themselves.
>:(
I don't need no gas mas-GHAAAARGJSDLFNSLOHGODDFPOKJSDOPF
Bent double, like old beggars under sacks,
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
But limped on, blood-shod. All went lame; all blind;
Drunk with fatigue; deaf even to the hoots
Of disappointed shells that dropped behind.
GAS! Gas! Quick, boys!-- An ecstasy of fumbling,
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time;
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And floundering like a man in fire or lime.--
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
In all my dreams, before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.
If in some smothering dreams you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil's sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,--
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.
Touché
dulce et decorum est
You have OVER 9000 save points...
Yes, yes I do.
I knew you were a spy from the start.
You sir, have made me lol.
you are a fucking faggot holy christ you make me cringe
But I love you.
your thread is teh hilarity
Which thread.
Hello.....alt.
H..h-ello sir.
Please, d.. dont hurt me agai..
Sir, no.. please, I tried
I TRIED
NO
NNNNOO
NOT THE WOODEN SPOON NNNOOOO
kRaZyAzN
wuuuut.