You need to make a new blog man!
..
Age 30, Male
Shoe Shiner
Yorkshire, England
Joined on 3/11/07
- Level:
- 31
- Exp Points:
- 10,000 / 10,670
- Exp Rank:
- 3,350
- Vote Power:
- 7.20 votes
- Rank:
- Colonel
- Global Rank:
- 548
- Blams:
- 5,119
- Saves:
- 12,491
- B/P Bonus:
- 42%
- Whistle:
- Gold
- Medals:
- 500
Why?
Iatemexican felt something odd deep inside his bowels, the feeling spread to his ass. In a matter of seconds fat barry had slid out of Iatemexican's ass and was lying on the flow in a puddle of shit gasping for air. Iatemexican opened his mouth to speak but before he could fat-barry yelled: "No time, explain later"
Kai.
I think the Bible is much less arduous to read.
I dunno..
lol
Wai.
Wow story goes on and on!
=D
Salutations!
Yes, yes it does.
Then God (flashplayer5), mistook the earth for a ping-pong ball, and used it in a game against his room-mate, Jeff.
Then they both died.
Your story is epic and has gone famous many of my friends have read it the laughed their asses off i told them it was by various writers.
You should make a novel.
=P
Well, thank you.
Im going into science or english, so maybe a writer of porn novels.
Who dosent want that, right? :D
kewl
Ok.
what's more long, the comments or blog?
The comments, i believe.
shoe shiner? he he!
The pays good >=(
This story was sick as I quickly scrolled down to the comment box. I was going to say I liked your simple forum sig, but now I just want to leave. Ergh.
-S
I didnt write it, did i?
Blame them, up there ^^^
I think I'm falling in love...
Awww.
Thats gay :D
Suddenly, Chuck Norris fell from the sky and he said: "Im teh Scatman!" and exploded into thousands of bits. the bits eventually came down and walked away towards the sunset where Zerok was eating a BananaBreadMuffin and Zerok said:" Oh noes! They is gonna steal teh Cadny!" He then used 250 of his Mana Points to summon SHOOP DA WHOOP who eventually swallowed his laser and damaged TomFulps lifepoints by three internets. For no reason whatsoever, iateamexican appeared and he said:"Fucking Giddy-up!" and he rode on pspmad into the big hole in Time. He came out in E-Baumsworld and wanted to commit suicide because he found out that WadeFulp was Anonymous and NG was legion. Since iateamexican had no banana peel to have a tragic "accident" so that no one will ever now he commited suicide, he just said "screw this!" and played Mega Man X 2. After that he took a big dump in the computer because he needed to GET THA BASICS DAWN! Suddenly the Universe collapsed because God said "I ain´t takin no shit from you!" and iateamexican found himself, face to face, with Darth Vader. Then War was beginning because it was already A.D. 2101.
The end of mah part. Thank you for your time. please, come again.
Dude.
That was just.. ugh..
THE BEST THING EVRE! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Remeber: i said it first= your gonna be a mod someday
Actually, you know Mechabloby's thread about who you think should be a mod?
Someone said me on the first page :D
Iateamexican is a big faggot that likes to suck donkey cock
NUH UH YOUR GAY
I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL.
We didnt.
Sorry.
Then one of iateamexican's lovers, MinusNick, popped up and said, "Hello good sirs!" Immediately, a giant penis grew out of his and flew over to iateamexican's dead sister's corpse, and started screwing it with the force of one thousand suns. Then he exploded from chronic sneezing and diarrhea.
Just throw this in somewhere, k?
Klolwtf.
Aprime was here,
You just got APRIME'D
Oh snap.
So, I herd you have a fat cock.
I have a fat cock, too.
Maybe we should rub our fat cocks together sometime?
Two fat cocks, maybe some oil.
Fat cocks, oil?
Thats disgusting.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
AniMetal
Good story, how many characters did you have left over?
Also whatcha get for christmas?
iateamexican
I have no idea, and i got some good games (Bioshock, TimeShift) and other stuff.