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    Shoe Shiner

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    I have a cyst the size of a flamingo growing on the side of my head

    Posted by iateamexican - July 23rd, 2010


    And it's full of BEES

    Also, Bioshock Infinite.
    GOTY, all years, forever.


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    Really? Bees...

    BBBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS

    Tits or it didn't happen!@#!@ :D

    Actually cysts suck, especially near the head. I had one removed from near my spine when I was younger. It's a pretty wicked scar :P

    How are you doing?

    I don't actually have a flamingo sized cyst on my head, but I did have one in a similar place to where you described not too long ago.
    Nasty, thick, dark red blood came out of it as well.

    That sounds unhealthy.
    I KNOW WHAT UNHEALTHY IS. Trust me.

    I think you should get that checked out.....

    BY A BEE KEEPER LOLOLOLOLOL

    Maybe I could use it as a weapon, bursting it over my enemies to shower them with BEEEEEEsSSS

    I... What?

    Maybe you should bee more careful.

    OH YOU WITTY BASTARD
    THEY'RE IN MY BRAAAIN

    omtish

    GOMGOMGOMG SIBERIAN DREAMS

    sounds good bro

    How in the fuck did I not notice you were English?

    Silly me. Nice results by the way.

    Most likely because most people look at my name and assume I'm Mexican or at least American.
    And, thank you.

    Same here, simply because 'ass' is in my name, people just think I'm American before even looking at my profile.

    Would is sound right if it was DumbarseDude? Nope.

    I'd read that as Dum barse Dude anyway.
    But yeah like

    Fuck people.

    I told comsuming mexicans gave you cancer.

    You told who?

    Nice 2 see a brit

    UPGRAYEDD

    WITH TWO D'S

    FOR A DOUBLE DOSE OF PIMPIN

    I did not read this news post but I decided to comment anyway.

    You made a justic reference, AND an idiocracy reference. YOU ARE THE COOLEST PERSON ON THE PLANET!

    I KNO RITE Y DO PPL NOT NOTIS DIS???

    I ate THREE ice creams, and FOUR sausages.

    At the same time?

    krap

    Krabs

    finite

    Infinite crabs

    im tired

    If I were smarter I'd make a reference to Prometheus of Greek mythology.
    Alas, I am not smarter.

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