This just in: Some stay dry and others feel the pain.
More on that story later.
In lighter news, a Lollipop and puppy dog factory was the victim of a terrorist attack today.
One eyewitness said "It was inevitable, really".
Breaking News!
Thank you for taking part in this Breaking News! drill.
If this had been a real Breaking News! report, something else would probably have happened.
In a recent study, we discovered that my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and though 98% agreed that it was better than yours, 2% still belive that if I teach you, i'll have to charge.
Nillions
OK. :D
iateamexican
How dare you.