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Zombies

Posted by iateamexican - June 19th, 2008


So, theres a million and one threads on zombies, a zombie survival club and everything.
Everyone seems to post in these threads with things such as looting a nearby gunshop for 25 M4's for all their "friends" and a million RPG's with unlimited ammo.
I thought it would be a cool idea to do a new News Post about what you would or could actually do in the event of a zombie invasion.
Or just comment about nothing.
Anyways, heres mine.
I wrote it quite a while ago, and put it in a zombie thread...

Theres a massive place nearby my house, a big warehouse full of food and materials.
Its actually not near my house, but chances are reports of zombies will come in fast, maybe before they get to my area, so we can move fast, lock up in there and survive for a while.
It is, however near a housing estate, so if it is spreading around my area, there will be lots nearby, and fast...
Driving on the motorway would be stupid, as the nearest motorway leads straight to the hospital, which lots of people will be driving to after being bitten, and so car crashes are likely, and when your pinned down with zombies crawling through reckage next to you.. not good.
We do, however, live quite close to the yorkshire moors. It may risk going on the motorway, but its probably the safest place. We have lots of blankets in the house, since its a guest house (11 beds and 2 sleeping bags which can be zipped together for extra warmth, as well as a few hot water bottles) so staying warm wont be THAT much of a problem. We could take some basic weapons with us, like knives, which may help with protection from animals (not very likely, but better to be prepared, right?) as well as the living dead. Food could a problem, as we wouldnt have much means of cooking, it'll either rain or snow up there, so fire might be hard to come across, but im sure we could manage. If the worst comes to the worst, we could always burn a blanket. Also, finding things to eat, and i mean actual things, crisps and biscuits are just sugar, would be hard...
We could move far away from the road, as my dad goes walking a lot and knows most of the areas, he also has several maps, incase we got lost. Again, being a guest house, we have quite a few batteries lying around and several torches which could be useful if we needed to move fast during the night. We have a few radios to keep in touch with the outside world, so we would know when it would be safe to return.
All in all i think our best bet would be to get onto the hills, and wait it out.


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u r good at planing stuff.....really good.

Totally.

The best thing for me to do would be to quickly drive down to the local gun shop, try to loot it/ bribe the owner, then get as much food etc. as possible and retread to my house. We can climb a ladder into the attic as a last resort, and pull up the hatch so the zombies hopefully can't get us.

That could work, but just remember to not leave anything out that could rot or smell, basically anything that might attract them.
Also, do you really have a local gun shop?
REALLY??

Funny that I came upon this, cuz I bought the zombie survival guide a few days ago. I'm gona be prepared for a zombie outbreak.

Sweet.
I would get it but I.. cant be arsed i suppose.

Yes, we really have a local gun shop. It's mainly all hunting rifles with a few double barrel shotguns, or at least that's what I can see from the window.

Sweet..

I'm put through this kind of "zombie" thing every day.

I live in a large city in the U.K., which means NEDs or chavs, or whatever are all over the place. I'm stuck in a pretty bad area too.

The invasion has already begun over here in Great Britain.
*hides under a bed with his laptop*

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE D:

Ain't we just?
Up for a stroll down to the pub with our AK47s?
I'm buying. *nod*

Dont bother with the pub, just wander around for about 5 minutes till we find some chavs and beat them to death :D

I ate a Canadian once.

Thats just wrong, eh?

hey, remember me?

Yes.
Your name is like Karazhan..

Yeah, come pick me up when you're ready to start zombie fighting.

I'll need your phone number, post code and credit card number.

I would barricade in my attic(Obviously adding months worth of food and supplies there first), knock down all the ladders so the zombeis can't even climb up.

I would flood my house first because my house is designed so if it was flooded it would automatically empty out through vents on the second floor(It's retarded their aren't any on the first floor though.) thus making zombies dronw in case they do, moving stuff around, making the zombies slip up, etc.

That could work, maybe.
But i think the water would eventually deteriorate the house below you, and if you were to fall through the floor.. well then your just screwed.
But in the short term its a pretty sound plan.

rip there heads of with a chainsaw

if ive pissed you off or your just bored respon to me or PM me at: this link <a href="http://monkey576468.newgrounds.com/">http://monkey576468.newgrounds.com/</a> (this is my new conduct for responses)

Or I could just click Respond.

Short term? yes.

But all the water would either run out of the house, evaporate, etc. after a month AT MOST.

By then the water moved everything around everywhere and so it's impossible to get around.

Yeah, but you gotta think of everything.
Like, for example, if someone in your neighborhood gets bitten, and tries to escape.
They passout in their car and crash into your house. Worse case scenario it explodes and you die, however the gaping hole in your wall plus the water would cause extensive structural damage and then your really screwed.

I doubt i'd have to worry about a neighbor stealing my crashing into my house. :3

Stealing your?
And watching 28 weeks later (right now :D) has given me the thought about spewing blood, or an airborne/waterborne virus.
What would you do if it wasn't just the bite that could spread the infection, but getting near them, drinking it or even just breathing it in.
What would you do then?

IV BEN TULD 2 REDU DIS.
Due to the pressing nature of my situation I would descend into the lower foundations of my home to retrieve the large oriental blade I am the owner of. (I do not jest, I am being completely sincere when I say I have a large oriental blade)
I would then leave my home to 'kick some zombie ass' per-se, meaning I would battle and ultimately defeat some of the walking dead.
Aren't I quite the gentleman?

You would get owned.
Lets be honest.

Breathing in it? I'm fucked.

In the water? I'm still fucked only difference is I have a slight chance of still surviving.

Indeed...

Yeah thats all i got, sorry.

Says the person who was on a zombie survival on Garry's mod.

Yeah, I love that sort of thing, even in a pre-gen game/mod not even designed for it.
I love the level that we played on as a human, because the corridors are so dark, if you get separated from the humans, you cant see whats in front or behind you.
I find it thrilling.

Why don't you join the zombie survival club?

Because...

Uhh

mmm..

What actually happens.

We discuss games like resident evil and silent hill. We discuss movies like 28 days later and such.

But mainly we share our zombie survival plans and critisize them. We discuss just about everything related to a zombie outbreak.

Sure, ill join then.

Sorry I Dont Hate You :(

Will you ever forgive me?

I didn't know you did hate me..
Consider yourself forgiven.

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