you were damb near the first person i ever spoke to on the forums on "toast pancakes or waffles" *salutes*
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I cant put that in, can i? D:
Iateamexican's son came down the stairs, with a huge boner for a 12-year old. He just recently got a good fuck from his 15-year old sister. He shouted to his father "Dad, why is there shit and cum on my baseball bat?" No answer. He found a note that said "I'm going out on the town son! Be back in a few hours. Also, check in the kitchen Iateamexican's son saw Mr. Ricardos dead body in there. He got aroused by his corpse, so he dropped his pants and fucked it. Fucked it up real good too. Cum was all over the kitchen.
PUT THAT IN
Done.
hahahaha I just want to say I vote for Xtesh's suggestion.
They all get put in.
Ted Bundy burst through the door, holding his erect 30 inch penis in one hand, "IATEAMEXICAN JR. I NEED YOUR ASS." Bundy roared his Bundy scream and tore across the room at the boy, bending him over he forced his schlong inside his asshole. Iateamexican Junior let out a whimper as the 30 inch stick of man meat began to rupture his internal organs.
After a good half hour of assfucking and organ rupturing, Bundy splooged inside what was left of the childs body, as he pulled out of the asshole the child fell to the floor, dead, bundy lay back and let out a sigh of satisfaction.
HO HO HO, EH GUYS?
Done.
Iateamexican's daughter came down. She was still aroused from her 12-year old brothers fuck last night. She called out his name: "Iateamexican's son! Where are you? Wanna fuck again?". No answer. She came down to the kitchen, only to see her brothers' and Mr. Ricardos dead body in the room. Although Iateamexican's son was completely destroyed, it still turned her on, along with Mr. Ricardo. Unfortunately, she couldn't fuck them; she didn't have a dick. She heard a knock on the door, and answered.
It was Iateamexican.
Done.
Finally you've made a some news that's new
Finnaly youve..
Uhhh..
Shutup.
>=(
Don't get mad i loves you best fwiend.
<3
Ok, creepy now.
No not creepy love for a friend does not mean rape it means that he will always be there for you even and the most difficult problem you have i love you Iateamexican.
<3
Yeah, really, really creepy.
So when are you going to remove that MSN virus?
And also, how come you don't reply when I ask you about it?
I didnt see you sent me anything, and i dont know how D:
Scan your computer for viruses and just remove the viruses it picks up.
I used avast, but it didnt find anything.
Iateamexican's daughter saw the man, but rather than being scared, she began to feel horny and asked "CAN I SUCK UR DICK U SWELL SEX BEAST?!" The man moved closer and said, "No thank you, I'm a homosexual. I was the one that raped and killed your brother though." Iateamexican's daughter was shocked. She immediately reacted in a most violent manor. She tore off both of his arms. "YOU KILLED MAH SEX PARTNER U MUTHA FUCKA NOW U MUST DIEEEEE!" The man sighed. "Aww, I don't have any arms anymore. You really suck. I WILL AVENGE THE DEATH OF MY ARMS!" The man teleported away. Then another silhouette came about in the giant hole... it was Iateamexican. He asked, "WHY IS THERE THIS HUGE FUCKING HOLE HERE? WAIT, I DUN CARE! ILL FUCK IT!" Iateamexican dropped his fly...
Sexy.
And posted.
That story's Hawt!
It sure is, but dont comment if you arent going to post another part >=(
Prove it.
Here: Shutup >=(
IrishGun found a wild Mexican while skipping in the forest. He ate it, and then became Iateamexican. Little did he know, he was Iateamexican's alt.
The truth.
O rly?
At this, Iateamexican dropped his pants..
And realised there was a man dressed in a clown suit where his dick should be. Immediately, Iateamexican started rubbing this clown hard, and then his daughter started sucking it. After the clown was full of semen, they took off his mask and it turned out to be Mechabloby.
"HAI MECHABLOBY LOL WUT U DOION DOWN THAR?" Cried Iateamexican
"SORRY I THOURT IUR PENIS WAS A DEAD RABBIT" Responded Mechabloby, worried that his fox-sucking days would be over soon.
"OH I UDNERSTAND LOL, IT HAPPENS 2 ALLL OF UZ" Chuckled Iateamexican.
Relieved, Mechabloby replied with a simple "FAREWELL LOL" and ran out, because he saw a dead dog on the road that wasn't full of semen yet.
Pliz :3
Postituted.
hey
Hulo.
also hey-o
Hulo-o.
Eventually all went quiet, sudenly ther was a rattling sound. Iatemexican crept downstairs, and found fat-barry mastrabating to a cook book. "It's not what it looks like" he screamed.
He then grabbed iatemexican's dog and shot it through the skul, and began to romp it. "See i can be normal"
Mechabloby then burst in and tried to pull the dog away from fat-barry. " Tis mine" roared mecha. Eventually the dog split in two, and mecha and fat-barry happily settled to using it's blood as lube.
Jesus, this is one fucked up day, thought iatemexican.
Posted.
Quite rly.
Indeed.
DeadBolt
Iateamexican is a big faggot that likes to suck donkey cock, and while he is sucking the cocks he liekws being raped up the ass by a deformed pig that is having it's piggy bodily fluids drained from a tube which is then refined with human faeces and vomit to make a nutritious smoothie that he loves to drink in his spare time while fucking more donkeys.
PUT THAT IN.
iateamexican
Done.