akhonbutt 2007-12-01 15:18:51

Hi. I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me?

Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha Patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you?

Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George?

Case 3: Valarie Tyler. She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life.

Case 4: Derek Minse. This is the final case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his proposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after. They have 2 beautiful children.

Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences.

0 people- You will die tonight

1-6 people- you will be injured

7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life

12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune!

NeonFlame126 2007-12-01 16:43:14

I like your old siggy pic better.

e-lord 2007-12-01 19:28:38

Mechabloby was fucking the dead dog on the street, semen burst out of his penis. About 10 gallons worth of semen just came pouring out! Done with his fuck, he turned away; and he saw a man with a thirty inch plastic penis. Mechabloby said "Well, hello there! What's up?" The man impaled Mechabloby with his fake penis, and within five seconds, Mechabloby was completely destroyed. Suddenly, E-lord and Iateamexican's wife drove home from work. They saw what Ted Bundy did. They are now attempting to run him over.

The man evaded the car, and burst into the backseat window. "I'M GONNA FUCK ANY GUYS I SEE IN THIS CAR!" He screamed. Since e-lord was driving, it was up to Iateamexican's wife to do something. She grabbed a pistol, and shot the man in the shoulder. He whailed in his failure. Iateamexican's wife said, "Why the fuck did you kill Mechabloby?" The man laughed and replied, "Well, I want to fuck every single male, and destroy them afterwards.... and I've killed most men except for some individuals in Iateamexican's house AND e-lord. I don't fuck women though; I'm a homosexual. Except, every single women in the entire world has killed themselves, because there's no men left in the world, meaning the end of the human race. I WILL END THE HUMAN RACE! MUAHAHHAHAH!" The man teleported inside the house...

E-lord and Iateamexican's wife immediately came out of the car and ran into the house. They saw Iateamexican's daughter, and armed her with weapons...

e-lord 2007-12-02 07:54:37

E-lord, Iateamexican's wife, and Iateamexican's daughter rammed towards the door the basement. However, they couldn't get in... THE DOOR WAS SEALED SHUT! They shot at it many, many times, but they couldn't get through.

Could this be the end of Iateamexican?

fat-barry shriveled in fear. Iateamexican asked, "WHO ARE YOU, HUGE DICK GUY?!"
The man looked appalled. "I'm not huge dick guy. I'M TED BUNDY." Iateamexican replied, "No one fucking cares. What do you want?" "I want to rape you, and then destroy you." "Ha! I'd like to see you try." Ted Bundy, enraged, jammed his huge plastic dick up fat-barry's ass, and destroyed him in 3 seconds. Iateamexican looked astonished. "Well, ya know.... I CAN DO THAT TOO!" Iateamexican's penis grew sixty inches, twice as big as the man's penis! "OMG YOUR FROM THE PROPHESCY" the man screamed. "LOL WUT" Iateaemexican replied. "There's a destined battle; one man a villain, one man an anit-hero. The anti-hero has a sixty-inch dick, one has a thirty inch dick. They will battle to determine the fate of the world!" "THEN LETS DO THIS THANG BITCH!" The two charged to each other, ready for battle!

Cericon 2007-12-02 12:35:38

The first thing I saw was "Aroused from her 12 yr old brother's fuck last night" Have you been reading my mail?

e-lord 2007-12-07 21:24:34

Iateamexican's wife suddenly realized, she had a grenade in her pocket! She told E-lord to take her daughter to a safe place, just in case the man tries to kill her for chopping his dick off. Iatemaexcan's wife threw the grenade at the door, completely obliterating it. Iateamexican and Ted Bundy looked up to see what was going on. Iateamexican's wife shot Ted Bundy 20 times with a tomigun. Iateamexican replied, "HEY! I was about to save the world, then you come in and save it instead!" "Oh! I'm sorry sweetie. Lets fuck, and forget about it." "That sounds goo-" Iateamexican was interrupted when a huge cock impaled his wife and chopped her in half vertically. "WUT?!" Iateamexican hollered. Ted Bundy laughed. "WTF YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!" "Heh... I can't die by bullets! I can only die by dick. The same for you too." "Alright then.... I WILL AVENGE HER DEATH! YAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" Iatamexican charged, but Ted Bundy evaded. Ted evaded and evaded... Iatamexican was getting exhausted. This was his plan. He'd exhaust the hell out of Iateamexican, then impale him when he's too tired. Eventually, Iatamexican was impaled by Ted Bundy's dick, right in the shoulder.

Meanwhile, E-lord and Iatamexican's daughter go out of the car, and they end up near a hardware store; a very masculine place, Ted Bundy would not suspect that Iateamexican's daughter would be there. However, they heard a noise. E-lord went to check it out. There were zombies! But not just any zombies; SEX ZOMBIES! They were the result of when Ted Bundy stopped his fuck about halfway through; they're not human anymore, but they're not dead either; they're zombies. E-lord ran back into the hardware store, and told Iateamexican's daughter of the situation. They got out their weapons, and are now about to fight for their lives!

e-lord 2007-12-07 21:33:42

Iateamexican was dying... he was exhausted and losing a lot of blood... will this be the end? Ted Bundy chuckled. "I thought you'd be harder than this, Iateamexican... but I guess you're just another disappointment." Suddenly, Ted Bundy was impaled with Iataemexican's dick. "Same here." Iatamexican added. Ted Bundy dropped to the ground, his penis shrunk to only 3 inches. "Nice job, kid. You beat me. Don't think that this is over yet though. You're losing a lot of blood, and all other males are dead, other than e-lord. And female doctors in the area fled, because I chased 'em off. Why? Because I plan ahead. See you in hell." With that, Ted Bundy closed his eyes, and died. Iateamexican limped away...

E-lord shot at the sex zombies many times, but they took about ten shots to kill, and there were hundreds. He made sure to shoot for the head. Iatamexican's daughter was a pussy, and barely killed anyone, she didn't wanna be a murderer, despite e-lord saying that these poeple aren't human anymore. While he was talking to her, the sex zombies got him. E-lord became a sex zombie. "I WILL AVENGE MASTERS DICK!" E-lord screamed. He lunged for Iateamexican's daughter.

e-lord 2007-12-08 12:02:45

Iateamexican managed to limp out of his house, leaving a trail of blood behind. He saw the remains of Mechabloby's corpse, and used up Mecha's remaining skin to heal his wounds. He made sure the skin stayed on there, because he stapled the skin and superglued it. He got in the second car, and tried to find male survivors.

Iateamexican's daughter was horrified. She tried to run away, but she was cornered. She backed away into a wall, and slipped on some cum. She accidentally fired a pistol at one of the sex zombie's heads. She realized that killing feels so good. She shot all of the zombie's in the most badass way. And the very last sex zombie she killed was e-lord. After she killed him, she shed many tears.

Iatamexican went to a very masculine place; a hardware store. When he went out of the car, he first noticed his OTHER car was parked here too! The next thing he found were many corpses of zombies. Then he noticed the cum everywhere. Finally, he heard his daughter crying, the last living family member other than himself. He noticed e-lord's corpse, and shed a tear for his loss. Iateamexican's daughter told him what happened to e-lord and the zombies, and Iateamexican told her about Iatamexican's wife, and Ted Bundy. They got in a car, and drove away to their house. When he got back there, he managed to find many women, they knew of what happened to Bundy, and these woman are ready to, shall we say.... REPRODUCE! Iateamexican knocked up all of the women there, and put population growth to a standstill, and the population is what it once was. And Iatamexican lived VERY happily ever after.

Iatamexican's daughter also got knocked up too, btw.

THE END!

Papo 2007-12-09 13:30:01

You hate me right and i'm making up a story that doesn't failz plz don't hates me.

Papo 2007-12-09 16:38:59

Lol i knows wants to siuicides on Resistance?

Lorkas 2007-12-10 11:02:10

Too long, didnt read. jk lol nice stoery

theultimategamer7211 2007-12-13 20:00:45

<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=R9PqjMSNfkU">http://youtube.com/watch?v=R9PqjMSNfk U</a> lol

AndrewGlisson11 2007-12-20 15:39:41

thats the most beutiful story i've evar read.

heres a story of my own:

once upon a time, there was a guy named bob.

he was born.

80 years later he died.

teh edn.

AndrewGlisson11 2007-12-20 16:42:11

once upon a time there was a guy named hank.

in mc1 he killed a bunch of people.

in mc2 he also kill a bunch of people.

in mc3 he killed more people.

in mc4 he killed moar people.

in mc5 he killed even more people.

in mc6 he contineued killing people.

in mc7 he finnaly died.

but he may be resurected and kill craploads of people again.

the end.

Papo 2007-12-20 16:42:50

I'm locked out in my msn account.

>=C

AndrewGlisson11 2007-12-23 20:27:00

i had actually said "that was the most beutiful story i ever read" before even reading it.

but now that i've read the whole thing, i realise thats its even more beutiful than i had thought.

amazing story.

you should write wonderful stories like this for a living

btw look at mah userpage.

IrishGun 2007-12-26 16:29:02

*gasp* It turns out that IrishGun was NOT iateamexican's alt! He put on the beta suit from TimeShift, got the sands of time and un-swallowed him. iateamexican was GITTIN ANGREH for not having the power of two accounts! And so, there was an epic battle!

iateamexican used Mexican Chilli and shoved it down his throat. IrishGun is now burning. While he is burning, he touches iateamexican. HE is now burning, but the fire has no effect! IrishGun kicks him in the groin, iateamexican falls on his side in slow motion! He then gets out a gun, but iateamexican threw another chilli at him! Then they somehow end up in space, and went into mid-air combat. iateamexican calls aliens to help him, but IrishGun gets a space rocket to come into space and hit iateamexican, though the plan failed, and it hit IrishGun instead. Iateamexican thought: "OWND", little did he know, IrishGun was still alive! He sees a huge beam of light, rockets into Earth, and is lying on the ground! IrishGun puts his foot on his chest, holds out a chilli...

...shakes his hand and the Earth is back to normal!

END OF STORY NUMBER 1

Next story comes soon, nao wif mudkipz.

melissarrr 2007-12-27 08:42:08

except mecha don't luff you.

Mechabloby 2007-12-27 11:10:05

tl;dr but I love you.

IrishGun 2007-12-28 10:10:14

Changed?

You betrayed me! >:( Or did you just change it so you would win? D:

"FATE OF THE MUDKIP"

It was a cold, snowy night, there were no survivors...except one little mudkip.

She was female thankfully, so she merged with a male mudkip statue. Suddenly, 3 mudkip children appeared. But then, a giant red and white fish used a splash attack! Out of the 4, only one lived. With bruises on his limbs, and a can of hair spray, he tuned into Milhousekip. Of course, Milhousekips are not liekable, so he changed back. He confronted the fish, brung out a sword, and let the battle begin. After many long hours of battle, he put the fish in an oven, and waited for it to cook. Then to finish it off, he cut it with a knife!...and ate it. Soon the mudkip species was returning, and he dressed as a Persian king, and sat down on his thrown. He had found that his mother and father and brothers and sisters were alive. People were able to say "so i herd u liek mudkipz" again.